Tour? What the fuck you wanting? You think this is the fucking Taj Mahal, or the famous Sphincter of fucking Egypt? There is no tour, you lazy stupid freeloader.Just press Login, you muppet.
This is a fucking joke spoof site, don't type your real email address or password in here, you fucking muppet.If you have accidentally typed your real Facebook email and password into these boxes, then we will log you into Facebook and tell fucking everybody in your friends list you are madly in lust with them and want a bit of fast-paced pumping love. Even your family. Also, since you are obviously so fucking stupid, send us your credit card number, including that 3-number jobbie on the back. We'll use it to buy stuff off ebay and porn sites.
Password:
Farceboot Login
By selecting "remember me" we will pretend to remember your login details. But in reality we'll fucking forget it right away so you'll be forced to type in your email address over and over again, so ha ha you sad wanker.
If this is a public computer, look behind you. There is an unemployed sex offender trying to look at your arse crack down the back of your trousers.
For a start, how hard is it to remember one lousy password, especially since you fucking typed it in the first place.Furthermore, this is not a real site, there is no password. Just press Login you stupid bastard.
Already here, tit
You're already on the fucking login page, why the fuck would you click on a link to take you to the same fucking page? You are one cretinous piece of shit, aren't you?
That's right, you give us all your fucking personal information, so we can go open bank accounts in your name and piss your fucking credit rating into the ground.And we don't ever forget any of it. Sometime in the future, criminals, the government, or just people who hate your fucking guts will pay us for this information and then you'll be fucked.
Everyone can use drugs —
You don't have any, prick
Admit it, you sad bastard, you're only looking for online friends because you don't have any fucking real ones. Do us all a big favour and fucking die you sex pest.
